Do you love your phone? I know They say we are all weirdo social freaks for being so attached to our phones. (But I was a weirdo social freak before I had a phone, so it's unfair to blame technology.) And They say all sorts of other things too, about how we should unplug ourselves and stop "playing on phones" all the time. Usually they are Facebooking that from their phones, so that's why you shouldn't listen to Them. Anyhow, I don't play on my phone. I use it for work, and a variety of other tasks that actually make life pretty organized and easy. The only thing I don't do on my phone (besides play games) is make phone calls. (It has to be a dire emergency.) I don't even like to introduce my phone as my phone, because that suggests to people that there is a remote possibility I might answer a phone call. Which is 99.9% untrue. So, even though I love my "phone" as much as the girl in the cartoon, I have taken to describing it in a more realistic fashion. Such as:
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A long, long time ago, in a closet far away...
Before Magic Erasers were beamed down to Earth for cleaning walls... I doodled in my bedroom closet. I have literally spent an entire month doing "behind-the-scenes" work. And I would LOVE to have a doughnut right about now. That is my explanation for drawing one, anyhow. This is actually a rather sad cartoon. I mean, think of it. Birthday cakes (and cupcakes) never get to stay around long enough to have their own birthday. How bitterly ironic.
Maybe they celebrate passing their "sell by" date? Can you see the greeting cards? "Congratulations, Frank! You expired before you were eaten!" Of course Frank still has to survive the clearance rack...only to end up in the dumpster. But in an alternate world, perhaps cakes and pastries get to have birthday parties too. If so, it would be really awkward to serve cake. |
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