Do you love your phone? I know They say we are all weirdo social freaks for being so attached to our phones. (But I was a weirdo social freak before I had a phone, so it's unfair to blame technology.) And They say all sorts of other things too, about how we should unplug ourselves and stop "playing on phones" all the time. Usually they are Facebooking that from their phones, so that's why you shouldn't listen to Them. Anyhow, I don't play on my phone. I use it for work, and a variety of other tasks that actually make life pretty organized and easy. The only thing I don't do on my phone (besides play games) is make phone calls. (It has to be a dire emergency.) I don't even like to introduce my phone as my phone, because that suggests to people that there is a remote possibility I might answer a phone call. Which is 99.9% untrue. So, even though I love my "phone" as much as the girl in the cartoon, I have taken to describing it in a more realistic fashion. Such as: This is not my phone. This is my:
And yes. Sometimes my amazing photo-taking, music playing, text-messaging calculator can make a phone call. If there is pizza involved. Happy Saturday, fellow weirdoes!
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